Herro der, the long awaited custom death messages are finally arriving! But of course, to make them both funny and special to our community, you have the chance to contribute by giving some of your ideas as posts below. If you have a death message (or a few) that you want to be seen, simply state the cause and what it will say, like so: <drowned> %player% was poisoned to death by Water. If you have more than one and come up with another after you posted, try to edit the previous post and add it in rather than creating a new post to state your next line. I'll do my best to get all the suggestions into the game. Have fun making new death messages and hope to see yours on Alice!
<killed> %player% hugged a %creeper or cactus% too tight <starvation> %player% did not eat enough potatoes <falling> %player% underestimated the power of gravity <BurnedtoDeath> %player% did not put enough sunblock on <Lava> %player% gives a thumbs up as he slowly melts into lava (Terminator Reference) <poison?> %player% has died from dysentery (Oregon Trail reference) EDIT: <falling due to creeper or skeleton> %killer% shouts THIS IS SKCRAFT before %player% fell <falling> looks like you %player% has been falling a lot, so get your jetpacks from DuDu Mart today!Terms and conditions applied
* Player had an overdose Dudu. (...had an overdududose.) - Poison * Player forgot how to potato.- Starving or Propulsion pack
<Falling> %player% forgot how to walk. <Drowning> &player% went with the fishies. <PVP> %player% couldn't handle %killer%. <Starvation> %player%'s hunger game too strong. <Creeper> %player% hugged dudu too hard. <Skeleton> %player% went to Compton. <Poison> %player% had a roofie. <General Death> %player% forgot how to live.
Messages: Spoiler Starvation: %player% is in urgent need of a farm %player% died of scurvy %player%'s stomach shrunk severely and collapsed unto itself, causing a miniature singularity, sucking in %player% %player% went on a hunger strike. It failed %player% needs UN welfare /kill: %player% got humiliated %player% wants Path to nerf %player% Skeleton %player% got xXx_m19pr0720n0sc0p3swag_xXx by a skeleton Skeleton made %player% end up like Boromir %player% should listen for whistling arrows next time %player% wants Path to nerf skeletons Creeper %player% met a radical extremist %player% got rekt by Creeper %player% wants Path to nerf creepers Explosive %player% wanted to feel the intensity of a C4 explosion %player% started a research initiative for unstable substances like TNT and that sort. It was a blast, literally Zombie %player% was playing L4D2 with SK %player% wants Path to nerf zombies %player% caught the wrong flu PvP %ded% wants Path to nerf %killer% (and his %item%) %ded% got rekt by %killer%('s %item%) %killer% sent %ded% to Davy Jones's locker (using %item%) General Death %player% ded Lightning %player% tried attaching an energy conduit to the sky Lava %player% wants Path to nerf lava %player% thought an active volcano was a hot tub %player% needs to mine more carefully %player% was hungry and thought he was jumping into a vat of cheese Fire %player% felt the burn %player% is now an advocate for anti-global warming %player% wants Path to nerf fire Drowning: %player% wants path to nerf water %player% and his oxygen levels in a nutshell: he let it go %player% is in urgent need of a scuba tank %player% tried doing butterfly stroke, but is better at doing doggy paddle Falling: %player% wants Path to nerf cliffs %player% was free, like a bird -- for a while %player% put on a 'tater jetpack Suffocation: %player% wants Path to nerf walls %player% built his idling room incorrectly Anvil: %player% was singing "It's Raining Men" when an anvil hit him. %player% now hates forges More to be added soon, perhaps.
starvation: %player% ended up like BranderoS (im the guy who died of starvation an entire 2 weeks on 1.6 and had this almost a week on 1.7)
<lava> %player% turned up the hot tub too much. <falling> %player% forgot his jetpack <fire> player almost escaped the lava <enderman> player looked the wrong way <starved> %player% should not attempt to play something with hunger overhaul
Wow guys, this thread is going great, keep up the good work and I'll try to add all that was said so far!
Lava: %player% wanted to see what all the fuss about lava lamps was Fall damage: %player% was looking at the landscape when a skeleton popped out
*explosion- Boom! Pull yourself together, player. * death by falling damage- Player wanted to be free like a bird. * death by fire/ electro things- Player had a sparkling idea. *killed by zombie- player saved a zombie from starving/ players brain is now zombie food./Player fed a zombie. * drowning- player has drowned. Blubb was the last word./ Blubb- player/ Player failed to find Atlantis. * Player had a bad E-Phone reception. (no clue what to use it for)
